God says, HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would because, he said, because “I am all of you. I am everything. and I like to be nice to me…’cause if I can’t be on my side, who can?” Now ya just can’t argue with that kind of “The

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I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off. There’s
God dancin, singin, smilin & trippin, really gettin into it

I mean he really dug it. I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my
ass off. There’s God dancin and singin, smilin and trippin. Christ!
…er…should I? Oh what the hell. If you knew him, you’d realize he don’t
give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful words, oh and the
greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….

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Funny
Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind
Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined
by Humans; and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even
Imagining Such Love and Goodness. sound bite

Well
that was a trip. No…No Thanks to any of you folks, I mean…hey! Ya know
what happened?
I
melted…yea, you saw that part…then I became this puddle.
OK. The cat drank me, thinking I was delicious! Hey!
    So
    I was up there in front of the Real Justice, the Real One. And,
    guess what! Ha! turns…to all
    of you! Turns out God hates forms as much as me. So there!
     

    In fact, we hit
    it off pretty good…good with god, hey, now
    there’s my next title, hmmmm, goodwithgod…Shit, guys, he’s got the best
    — I’m telling you — HASH brownies… no lie!!  Wow, you
    think yer trippin. Try being dead
    sometime and hanging out with God in, well, where he lives…I think
    Oregon,
    now, that’s what it looked like…And these big mutha hash brownies …. De-lic-ious.
    I’m tellin ya!  But kicked my BUTT!  I’m
    tellin ya, God can do some shit!  Didn’t seem to faze him,
    but he did start
    acting sillier than even He usually is.
     

    Well I was toast, I was
    starting to brown out. But you couldn’t miss the Major and Only
    Consciousness,
    not when he’s breakin into
     

    “What if god was one of us, just a slob like
    one of us.
    Just a stranger”…I mean, you know…

    Maybe, uh…I suppose he sang a little bit
    better then me…I
    have to say that, though, cause He’s God, ya know.

    Well…no, but
    He’s a nice guy….

    Anyway, so…

    “there’s a stranger on the street.”  

    And, and like,
    like that, you know,
     

    “tryin to make his way ho-ooo-ome….”
    ho-oome…..”
     

    I mean he really dug it. 
    I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off.  There’s
    god dancin and singin, smilin and
    trippin.  Christ! …er…should I?  Oh what the
    hell. If you knew him, you’d
    realize he don’t give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful
    words, oh
    and the greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….

    Anyway, there
    he is even gettin into the parody of it. you know, like, you
    know, the
    one that was made of it, you know, like that, uh, guy does, but anyway
    it was
    a woman…and she said
     

    “what if god smoked cannabis, hit the bong like
    some of
    us”

    [chuckle]
    really gettin into it…I mean God is really getting
    into it…He’s goin’:
     

    “yea, yea, god smells good” and like that. I mean, I
    cou…I never laughed so hard. I mean
    I always knew that God, that if God were good and loving he’d have to
    be
    silly.  Cause well being serious all the
    time means you ain’t good and loving!
     

    But this was like, Wow, God is the funniest
    Dude there is!
    Aw…Hmmm… funnygod@gmail…. Naw no one would believe it. besides, I think
    he’s saving that one for Himself.

    It was alright…. it’s all….

    It was, it
    was ALL great!…there was…there was one…
    like I said…. OK, oh…like I said he digs Joan Osborne.  So….
     

    So,
    when he starts breakin into her
     “Let’s Just Get Naked”  

    you know, like…I forget the tune now…

    “just for a
    laugh…it’s a thrill and a half”
     

    “we’ve been together so….I hope it wasn’t just
    the
    drugs”

    …something like that.  I
    forgetting now too.

    But, well, well, what would do you think? 
     

    First
    I…but He’s getting’ into it…He’s got perfect pitch of
    course, you know….anyway, first, I’m uncomfortable thinkin – hey,
    like…I’m a
    guy, is this appropriate?  I mean, I
    swear I did flash on those Catholic priests, my bad…I mean… how could
    I think about…God…How could I think that about God?  I
    mean…oh that damn Catholic in me; I’m
    startin to think even He’s a perv.

    Oh, uh, but, luckily, saved by my early youth
    investment in
    primal therapy I end…I ended that trip, man.

    But then there
    was another, right on its heels:  like He…like what if God
    was only
    appearing to me as a man…because I am and shit, ya know…and well…what
    about that:  You know that stuff we say
    like [like as if praying:] 
     

    “I ask, please, that God/Goddess, aah, will
    find it in
    His/Her divine, yilly, yani, whatever…” 
    Ya know, yada, yada, whatever.”
     

    I mean…male, female…why…you know, it shouldn’t
    be, right?…so I’m
    thinkin…If he’s just as much…I mean what if He is He just as much a She
    and
    can be one whenever.  So I’m hearing…and
    I’m thinkin’, well that makes sense since He’s everybody so…Hell, He IS
    half
    female, and I’m hear…but I’m hearin’ this “get naked” song and now
    I’m freakin’ again.  

    I’m thinkin, oh yeah, all my mofo friends melt…melted
    me because they thought I dissed Mary
    Lynn; and…and NOW I’m having the time of my life with God, and he’s
    telling me
    to forgive my friends for being so judgmental and punishing.
     

    He’s saying,
    HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would
    because, well, he said,
    because…because…I am all of you. He says, I am all of you, I am
    everything
    and, “I like to be nice to me; cause if I can’t be on my side, who
    can?”  Now ya just can’t argue
    with that kind of “There’s nothing that exists but me” reasoning, I
    mean…especially when He’s…….especially when He’s….heh….should I start
    saying
    She’s?…proving it to you. 
     

    So anyway, there I am, and now I’m thinking,
    “Christ, if
    you turn into a beautiful chick…  you
    know, what the hell’s with this “just get naked” stuff… great
    song, I mean, but, well I’m trippin, remember? 
    I’m not quite thinkin straight so I’ve got it all screwed up in
    my mind
    that I’d be, you know, that I’d be just proving the mofo’s down there
    right,
    that I’d end up being unfaithful to my wife with god…dess... and
    prove a bigger cad than they already melted me for.
     

    So,
    there I am all screwed up thinking I’m gonna have to choose
    between proving to Anna, and Mary Beth, and Doug, and Peter…you
    bastard,
    Peter, you know I love your
    Ma…and fuzzy feet caseycat he Mah and Clara…aah I’ll prove all of you
    wrong,
    or turn… down sex with Goddess. And you tell me how the hell you say no
    to
    Goddess/God?…I’m still wonderin if a non-Catholic would’ve gone through
    that
    kind of hell. 

    Well, all I can say is that it’s a fine damn
    thing that the
    hash starting wearing off a bit… wow!…or maybe God was just laughin so
    hard
    at what He/She knew I was thinkin but…and… but then had pity on me. 
    Because with, with more clarity I began to
    see how tripped out I’d been! Like, hey!

    Look (a) I’M FREAKIN’ DEAD! 
    What the hell do I care about provin anything to you guys, let
    alone
    how would you know, and so on?  

    But also, he…(b)
    Hey, I’m with God, fer Chrissakes!  Now, now that I think
    of it and look around,
    I know, I know, you’d think this would be the first thing I’d notice,
    but,
    well, don’t be so judg-men-tal!…I mean, I…ya..member I got that from
    the Main
    Person Him or Her self….cause…cause how do you know? Ya know?…so don’t
    go
    judgin’ me… and, and…and also how you’d be after ingesting, ingesting
    God’s
    own private stash.
     

    Seriously, do you really think you’ve ever had
    anything as
    strong…as the crop God’s got??  C’mon,
    a little reason, here, folks. thank you. So anyway it dawn’s on me that
    I’d
    been naked…that we’d been naked the whole time .. shesh,
    whileallthis’sbeengoinon…Not even feathery wings or any of that happy
    ho no.
    Wellll….

    Well
    of course  that
    well, of course, see, clothes…or heaven…Well (1) you’re clothes don’t
    have a soul.  Sheesh! What were
    you… er, er ah, I thinkin? that’s dumb!  Then the,
    then the hash was really wearing off and my superior
    intellect really started to kick in:  
    Like…like it start to say:…

    “Hey dummy…talkin to myself, see…this is
    frigging
    heaven!

    …ya know, when I lived in
    Oregon, I JUST KNEW God was hanging
    out up there…aah, too hard to explain…

    “so anyway in heaven, so in heaven” I tell
    myself,
    toler…I tell myself tolerating…tolerating
    me:  
    “Do you really think there’d be sweat shops spewing out
    conveyors
    of clothes?  hmmmm?”

    “UH, No, I answer myself, seeing the wisdom of
    my self’s
    question.”

    “And
    in heaven, do you think there’d be anybody having to
    slave their lives, er, their, timelessness, away?…Indeed!” continued
    the erudite little puke…that I was having second thoughts about being
    so
    proud of, now that it’s me Socratic dialoguing all over my ass…OK “Indeed!
    erudite me said “It’s
    heaven, so why would ANYone have to
    work!?”
     

    Yea,
    of course, he was right, but he didn’t have to stress that
    “ANY”…a big ol’ ANYwu… that
    way; it was like he was saying, “It’s obvious to everyone, dummy;
    what’d you do catch “brain deadness” all of a sudden? Course he
    didn’t say that out loud, but, you see, like I said earlier, I went
    through
    primal therapy, back in the day, so I know a little bit more about
    myself than
    the average schmuck. 
     

    So that’s why I can tell when I’m being a dick
    to me.

    Well,
    long story short…oh, huh, I see, way too late for that,
    anyway.
     

    Well
    anyway, turns out that…hell now here’s where that
    Catholic stuff woulda actually helped me out…well, in heaven there’s no
    sin,
    no sin, means no shame, no shame means why get dressed?!

    [NOTE:  
    This monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled,
    "Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons
    Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever
    Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of
    Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness"
    SILLYMICKEL’S ORIGINAL
    COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS
    TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]

Funny Fantasy Turns
Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind Existence,
God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined by Humans;
and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such
Love and Goodness. sound bite
 SillyMickel’s
Mystic Crystal Revelations sound bites

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Activist, psychotherapist, pre- and perinatal psychologist, author, and environmentalist. I seek to inspire others to our deeper, more natural consciousness, to a primal, more delightful spirituality, and to taking up the cause of saving life on this planet, as motivated by love.
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