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From: Mickel Adzema <sillymickel@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, May 26, 2010 at 4:26 AM
Subject: God says, HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would because, he said, because "I am all of you. I am everything. and I like to be nice to me…’cause if I can’t be on my side, who can?" Now ya just can’t argue with that kind of "The
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I mean he really dug it. I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my
ass off. There’s God dancin and singin, smilin and trippin. Christ!
…er…should I? Oh what the hell. If you knew him, you’d realize he don’t
give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful words, oh and the
greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….
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Reasons Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful
Than Ever Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet
Capable of Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness"
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God Gets Me Stoned, Digs Joan Osborne. “Don’t Be So
Judgmental,” He Says. by SillyMickel AdzemaCategory: Religion and
Philosophy
God
Gets
Me Stoned, Digs Joan Osborne. “Don’t Be So Judgmental,” He Says.
by SillyMickel Adzema
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God Gets
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[NOTE:
This
monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled, "Funny
Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons Behind
Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever
Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of
Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness"
SILLYMICKEL'S ORIGINAL
COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS
TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]
Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind
Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever
Imagined by Humans; and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even
Imagining Such Love and Goodness. sound bite SillyMickel’s
Mystic Crystal Revelations sound bites
Funny
Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind
Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined
by Humans; and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even
Imagining Such Love and Goodness. sound bite
Well
that was a trip. No…No Thanks to any of you folks, I mean…hey! Ya know
what happened?
I
melted…yea, you saw that part…then I became this puddle.
OK. The cat drank me, thinking I was delicious! Hey!
- So
I was up there in front of the Real Justice, the Real One. And,
guess what! Ha! turns…to all
of you! Turns out God hates forms as much as me. So there!
In fact, we hit
it off pretty good…good with god, hey, now
there’s my next title, hmmmm, goodwithgod…Shit, guys, he’s got the best
— I’m telling you — HASH brownies… no lie!! Wow, you
think yer trippin. Try being dead
sometime and hanging out with God in, well, where he lives…I think
Oregon,
now, that’s what it looked like…And these big mutha hash brownies …. De-lic-ious.
I’m tellin ya! But kicked my BUTT! I’m
tellin ya, God can do some shit! Didn’t seem to faze him,
but he did start
acting sillier than even He usually is.
Well I was toast, I was
starting to brown out. But you couldn’t miss the Major and Only
Consciousness,
not when he’s breakin into
“What if god was one of us, just a slob like
one of us.
Just a stranger”…I mean, you know…
Maybe, uh…I suppose he sang a little bit
better then me…I
have to say that, though, cause He’s God, ya know.
Well…no, but
He’s a nice guy….
Anyway, so…
“there’s a stranger on the street.”
And, and like,
like that, you know,
“tryin to make his way ho-ooo-ome….”
ho-oome…..”
I mean he really dug it.
I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off. There’s
god dancin and singin, smilin and
trippin. Christ! …er…should I? Oh what the
hell. If you knew him, you’d
realize he don’t give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful
words, oh
and the greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….
Anyway, there
he is even gettin into the parody of it. you know, like, you
know, the
one that was made of it, you know, like that, uh, guy does, but anyway
it was
a woman…and she said
“what if god smoked cannabis, hit the bong like
some of
us”
really gettin into it…I mean God is really getting
into it…He’s goin’:
“yea, yea, god smells good”
and like that. I mean, Icou…I never laughed so hard. I mean
I always knew that God, that if God were good and loving he’d have to
be
silly. Cause well being serious all the
time means you ain’t good and loving!
But this was like, Wow, God is the funniest
Dude there is!
Aw…Hmmm… funnygod@gmail…. Naw no one would believe it. besides, I think
he’s saving that one for Himself.
It was alright…. it’s all….
It was, it
was ALL great!…there was…there was one…
like I said…. OK, oh…like I said he digs Joan Osborne. So….
So,
when he starts breakin into her
you know, like…I forget the tune now…
“just for alaugh…it’s a thrill and a half”
“we’ve been together so….I hope it wasn’t just
the
drugs”
forgetting now too.
But, well, well, what would do you think?
First
I…but He’s getting’ into it…He’s got perfect pitch of
course, you know….anyway, first, I’m uncomfortable thinkin – hey,
like…I’m a
guy, is this appropriate? I mean, I
swear I did flash on those Catholic priests, my bad…I mean… how could
I think about…God…How could I think that about God? I
mean…oh that damn Catholic in me; I’m
startin to think even He’s a perv.
investment in
primal therapy I end…I ended that trip, man.
But then there
was another, right on its heels: like He…like what if God
was only
appearing to me as a man…because I am and shit, ya know…and well…what
about that: You know that stuff we say
like [like as if praying:]
“I ask, please, that God/Goddess, aah, will
find it in
His/Her divine, yilly, yani, whatever…”
Ya know, yada, yada, whatever.”
I mean…male, female…why…you know, it shouldn’t
be, right?…so I’m
thinkin…If he’s just as much…I mean what if He is He just as much a She
and
can be one whenever. So I’m hearing…and
I’m thinkin’, well that makes sense since He’s everybody so…Hell, He IS
half
female, and I’m hear…but I’m hearin’ this “get naked” song and now
I’m freakin’ again.
me because they thought I dissed Mary
Lynn; and…and NOW I’m having the time of my life with God, and he’s
telling me
to forgive my friends for being so judgmental and punishing.
He’s saying,
HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would
because, well, he said,
because…because…I am all of you. He says, I am all of you, I am
everything
and, “I like to be nice to me; cause if I can’t be on my side, who
can?” Now ya just can’t argue
with that kind of “There’s nothing that exists but me” reasoning, I
mean…especially when He’s…….especially when He’s….heh….should I start
saying
She’s?…proving it to you.
So anyway, there I am, and now I’m thinking,
“Christ, if
you turn into a beautiful chick… you
know, what the hell’s with this “just get naked” stuff… great
song, I mean, but, well I’m trippin, remember?
I’m not quite thinkin straight so I’ve got it all screwed up in
my mind
that I’d be, you know, that I’d be just proving the mofo’s down there
right,
that I’d end up being unfaithful to my wife with god…dess... and
prove a bigger cad than they already melted me for.
So,
there I am all screwed up thinking I’m gonna have to choose
between proving to Anna, and Mary Beth, and Doug, and Peter…you
bastard,
Peter, you know I love your
Ma…and fuzzy feet caseycat he Mah and Clara…aah I’ll prove all of you
wrong,
or turn… down sex with Goddess. And you tell me how the hell you say no
to
Goddess/God?…I’m still wonderin if a non-Catholic would’ve gone through
that
kind of hell.
Well, all I can say is that it’s a fine damn
thing that the
hash starting wearing off a bit… wow!…or maybe God was just laughin so
hard
at what He/She knew I was thinkin but…and… but then had pity on me.
Because with, with more clarity I began to
see how tripped out I’d been! Like, hey!
Look (a) I’M FREAKIN’ DEAD!
What the hell do I care about provin anything to you guys, let
alone
how would you know, and so on?
Hey, I’m with God, fer Chrissakes! Now, now that I think
of it and look around,
I know, I know, you’d think this would be the first thing I’d notice,
but,
well, don’t be so judg-men-tal!…I mean, I…ya..member I got that from
the Main
Person Him or Her self….cause…cause how do you know? Ya know?…so don’t
go
judgin’ me… and, and…and also how you’d be after ingesting, ingesting
God’s
own private stash.
Seriously, do you really think you’ve ever had
anything as
strong…as the crop God’s got?? C’mon,
a little reason, here, folks. thank you. So anyway it dawn’s on me that
I’d
been naked…that we’d been naked the whole time .. shesh,
whileallthis’sbeengoinon…Not even feathery wings or any of that happy
ho no.
Wellll….
Well
of course that
well, of course, see, clothes…or heaven…Well (1) you’re clothes don’t
have a soul. Sheesh! What were
you… er, er ah, I thinkin? that’s dumb! Then the,
then the hash was really wearing off and my superior
intellect really started to kick in:
Like…like it start to say:…
“Hey dummy…talkin to myself, see…this is
frigging
heaven!
…ya know, when I lived in
Oregon, I JUST KNEW God was hanging
out up there…aah, too hard to explain…
“so anyway in heaven, so in heaven” I tell
myself,
toler…I tell myself tolerating…tolerating
me:
“Do you really think there’d be sweat shops spewing out
conveyors
of clothes? hmmmm?”
“UH, No, I answer myself, seeing the wisdom of
my self’s
question.”
“And
in heaven, do you think there’d be anybody having to
slave their lives, er, their, timelessness, away?…Indeed!” continued
the erudite little puke…that I was having second thoughts about being
so
proud of, now that it’s me Socratic dialoguing all over my ass…OK “Indeed!”
erudite me said “It’s
heaven, so why would ANYone have to
work!?”
Yea,
of course, he was right, but he didn’t have to stress that
“ANY”…a big ol’ ANYwu… that
way; it was like he was saying, “It’s obvious to everyone, dummy;
what’d you do catch “brain deadness” all of a sudden? Course he
didn’t say that out loud, but, you see, like I said earlier, I went
through
primal therapy, back in the day, so I know a little bit more about
myself than
the average schmuck.
So that’s why I can tell when I’m being a dick
to me.
Well,
long story short…oh, huh, I see, way too late for that,
anyway.
Well
anyway, turns out that…hell now here’s where that
Catholic stuff woulda actually helped me out…well, in heaven there’s no
sin,
no sin, means no shame, no shame means why get dressed?!
[NOTE:
This monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled,
"Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons
Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever
Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of
Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness"
SILLYMICKEL'S ORIGINAL
COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS
TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]
Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind Existence,
God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined by Humans;
and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such
Love and Goodness. sound bite SillyMickel’s
Mystic Crystal Revelations sound bites
